1. (Source: mydemisee, via a-little-insane)

     
  2. millika:

    Who’s Alex?

    Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

    (via equatings)

     
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  4. (Source: egglab, via sniffing)

     
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  6. siderealv:

    lord-kitschener:

    halcyon-ia:

    break the rules

    no gods no kings no masters

    i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

    (Source: blazepress.com, via textpostmortem)

     

  7. smackable:

    I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE WALK THEIR DOGS WITHOUT LEASHES LIKE THAT DOG JUST LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL TROT HAPPILY 5 FEET IN FRONT OF YOU AND WON’T RUN AWAY EVEN WHEN THEY SEE THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MORE EXCITING BECAUSE THEY ARE SO LOYAL AND ITS SO CUTE 

    (via refreshes)

     
  8. unsounded:

    Engineers…

    (Source: unsounded, via intensional)

     

  9. popularboyfriend:

    guy:

    *slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

    hey look a $20 bill

    (Source: guy, via officialfrenchtoast)

     
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  11. smooth ass way to get a date 

    (Source: dude-im-bored, via textpostmortem)

     
     

  12. editoress:

    "SIT LIKE A LADY"

    NO

    image

    (via sniffing)

     

  13. rneerkat:

    thisisnotlogansblog:

    rneerkat:

    rneerkat:

    is there a month between april and june? 

    may be

    you can’t answer your own jokes

    “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

    (via takelotswithalistair)

     
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  15. dialupmodem:

    frillyknickersxo:

    vspanther:

    shrimpfur:

    Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

    "suck my dick" ok

    “bite me” hell yeah

    "kiss my ass" sure

    "Fuck you" well if you insist.

    "my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

    (via andrewquo)