1. editoress:

    "SIT LIKE A LADY"

    NO

    image

    (via sniffing)

     

  2. rneerkat:

    thisisnotlogansblog:

    rneerkat:

    rneerkat:

    is there a month between april and june? 

    may be

    you can’t answer your own jokes

    “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

    (via takelotswithalistair)

     
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  4. dialupmodem:

    frillyknickersxo:

    vspanther:

    shrimpfur:

    Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

    "suck my dick" ok

    “bite me” hell yeah

    "kiss my ass" sure

    "Fuck you" well if you insist.

    "my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

    (via andrewquo)

     

  5. ahwaken:

    Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.

    (via strangeparkings)

     

  6. "A crown, if it hurts us, is not worth wearing."
    — Pearl Bailey (via kushandwizdom)
     

  7. takelotswithalistair:

    xwatchmerise:

    merosse:

    If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

    This is the best post I’ve ever read

    Can someone please tell me which shoes mean which

     

  8. "You
    are the only
    person you
    need to be
    good enough
    for."
    — 5:43 p.m. (You’re already good enough for everyone else)

    (Source: angryasianfeminist, via damnndaddy)

     
  9. (Source: complajn, via indieminduk)

     
  10. nauseabonde:

    when somebody joins tumblr

    (via takelotswithalistair)

     

  11. "Don’t be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live."
    — Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting (via kushandwizdom)
     
  12. onlylolgifs:

    baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

    (via sniffing)

     

  13. diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

    therainbowgorilla:

    visambros:

    tiredestprincess:

    zamotdredhart:

    tiredestprincess:

    i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

    Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

    that’s….really sweet… omfg

    This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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    (via coluring)

     
  14. (Source: lustfulkitty)

     

  15. sorry:

    when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me

    (Source: sorry, via chickenmufffins)